Liturgy for Grebelites in Times of Quarantine

Our community, who art in social isolation, hallowed be thy tables.

Thy Grebel come, thy work be done,

online as it is in Grebel.

Give us this day our commie sup bread and forgive us our trespasses,

as we forgive those who trespass against quarantine.

And lead us not within 6 feet of each other,

but deliver us some friends.

For thine is the Mary, and the Ed, and the Pam.

For ever and ever and

unto unprecedented times. Amen.